Calculate your chances! Negative, negative, negative... ...is there a choice between a painless surrender death and the horror of resistance death? Show yourselves!
PAUL MERRILL was born Paulapolos Merrillitopi on a small Greek Isle off the southern coast of Norway. Over the past two decades, Paul has performed his unique style of "funny talk" at such venues as his mother's basement and the men's restroom at Subway. Now in his thirties, Mr. Merrill spends his twilight years eating vanilla yogurt and "fighting crime" in his "underwears".
Mr. Merrill is also a semi-funny stand up "comedian".
For videos and a semi-updated list of upcoming appearances, go to:
The comedic stylings of Paul Merrill